Laughter is the closest distance between two people.
I know there’s other fish in the sea, but I lost my pole when the last one got away from me.
Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That’s why we call it the present.
Every life in this world has been painted by God’s own hands, that’s why I am thankful God, because when he painted my life he included a lovely color that is YOU!
Maybe Jesus Loves You, But Everyone Else Thinks You’re An Asshole.
These aren’t tears of sadness because you’re leavin me, I’ve just been cuttin onions. I’m making a lasagna, for one.
It is worth a thousand pounds a year to have the habit of looking on the bright side of things.
Dr. Samuel Johnson
Always forgive your enemies – Nothing annoys them so much.
Keep a fair-sized cemetery in your back yard, in which to bury the faults of your friends.
Henry Ward Beecher
Suicide is away of telling God, You can’t fire me I quit.
Life is nothing but a short period to discover true god.
There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side.Related Pages: