Funny Quotes
Funny Inspirational Quotes
The shortest distance between two points is under construction.
Noelie Alito
The most important thing is not to stop questioning.
Albert Einstein
For every minute you are angry, you lose 60 seconds of happiness.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
When I look back on all these worries, I remember the story of the old man who said on his deathbed [...]
Funny Cute Quotes
A consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.
All the things I really like are either immoral, illegal or fattening.
Alexander Woollcott
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
Unknown
Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have on something they don’t need.
Will [...]