Archive for the ‘Funny Quotes’ Category

Nice Quotes

Wednesday, January 5th, 2011

I don’t want to live. I want to love first, and live incidentally. The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. Robert Bloch When one is in love, one always begins by deceiving one’s self, and one always ends by deceiving others. That is what the world [...]

Funny Inspirational Quotes

Monday, January 11th, 2010

The shortest distance between two points is under construction. Noelie Alito The most important thing is not to stop questioning. Albert Einstein For every minute you are angry, you lose 60 seconds of happiness. Ralph Waldo Emerson When I look back on all these worries, I remember the story of the old man who said [...]

Funny Cute Quotes

Sunday, January 10th, 2010

A consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing. All the things I really like are either immoral, illegal or fattening. Alexander Woollcott Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife. Unknown Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have [...]