I don’t want to live. I want to love first, and live incidentally.
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
When one is in love, one always begins by deceiving one’s self, and one always ends by deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance.
He hits from both sides of the plate. He’s amphibious.
Cats are magical. . .the more you pet them the longer you both live.
I never knew how to worship until I knew how to love.
Henry Ward Beeche
History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
They told me i can do anything if i put my mind to it. Yet no matter how hard i try, i just can’t seem to take my mind off you.
Everyone admits that love is wonderful and necessary, yet no one agrees on just what it is.
Don’t let grass grow on the path of friendship.
Good looking people turn me off. Myself included.
I think there’s something incredibly sexy about a woman wearing her boyfriend’s T-shirt and underwear.
I love you as much as pooh bear loves his honey.
At twenty years of age, the will reigns; at thirty, the wit; and at forty, the judgement.
Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while.
He swallowed a lot of wisdom, but all of it seems to have gone down the wrong way.
Georg C. Lichtenberg
A hero only appears once the tiger is dead.
Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?
I’ve been dating since I was fifteen! I’m exhausted. Where is he?
When the going gets tough, the tough get duct tape.
If you pay with peanuts, expect to get monkeys.
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
Life is everlasting future looking from the youth perspective and a short past from the senility point of view.
I have nothing to declare except my genius.
Honesty is the best policy – when there is money in it.